The art of pretending is tricky indeed,
It takes planning, luck, and lots of speed
Your boss comes by so you pick up the phone,
You talk to yourself in a professional tone
A quick click required to change the screen,
So music, chats and emails remain unseen
If you must nap you do it with style,
With hands on keyboard all the while
You train yourself to wake when needed
And if nobody notices, you know you’ve succeeded
But if you’re caught you’ve got excuses to spare
You were on break, or thinking, or adjusting your chair
Work is boring, that much we can agree
And pretending to work may just set you free
So pretend to work if you think that you can,
But make sure you’ve got yourself a backup plan
Always be ready to find your way out,
Because that’s what pretending is all about
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